Hit me with your best sentence you can comment under an IG post that instantly makes the girl fall in love with you

My best one might be "I always love seeing this beautiful attractive woman happy flex fantasy friday advanced kisses"

you look great , yours sincerely, Brad Pitt

"come spend a month in a five-star resort in Dubai with me"

"may I spend you a protein shake?"

Helo bb plz open bob.

I mined bitcoin in 2010 and forgot about it until now, baby.

This thread is satire, right? You're joking?

This thread is satire, right? You're joking?

Not at all, I quit my job to comment "boing" at stuff like that all day under pictures

I mined bitcoin in 2010 and forgot about it until now, baby.

Best one ever.

Not at all, I quit my job to comment "boing" at stuff like that all day under pictures

lol

“Let me show you my board game collection” (seriously, it’s a pretty good collection)

now can we lock the thread ???

"I have one million dollars in my bank account."

"I subscribed to your site and I love it. How else can I support you? I wouldn't dream of harassing you with comments and expecting responses for free"

I would address my remark to all of the other thirsty comments: "Fellas, you can't win over a woman like [her first name] with a cheap compliment and a nice smile. She's way too smart for that :)" Maybe that gets ya in the door, and she clicks your profile, which BETTER have Brad Pitt abs lounging in a five-star hotel in Dubai with money made off mining Bitcoin in 2010.

I would address my remark to all of the other thirsty comments: "Fellas, you can't win over a woman like [her first name] with a cheap compliment and a nice smile. She's way too smart for that :)" Maybe that gets ya in the door, and she clicks your profile, which BETTER have Brad Pitt abs lounging in a five-star hotel in Dubai with money made off mining Bitcoin in 2010.

haha that said - pls close the thread !!

Basically, women love men that can do something for them. Men love women that they find physically attractive.

I hate to burst the bubbles here, but making any women--including fitness women--fall in love with you on Instagram is a tall order. Women just don't love that way. But, they'll be more than happy to take advantage of how you feel.

It is impossible to convey what you can do for a woman in a sentence--so you can't make her fall in love with a sentence, though you can get your foot in the door, as others have mentioned. But even then, you've got to be in the top 0.1% of men to stand a chance.

That makes this question irrelevant. As others have stated, mods please close.

Basically, women love men that can do something for them. Men love women that they find physically attractive.

I hate to burst the bubbles here, but making any women--including fitness women--fall in love with you on Instagram is a tall order. Women just don't love that way. But, they'll be more than happy to take advantage of how you feel.

It is impossible to convey what you can do for a woman in a sentence--so you can't make her fall in love with a sentence, though you can get your foot in the door, as others have mentioned. But even then, you've got to be in the top 0.1% of men to stand a chance.

That makes this question irrelevant. As others have stated, mods please close.

Lol, this is meant as a joke thread. If you read the responses, they’re all silly and satirical.

"How much money do you have in savings? Hmm ... not enough but it will do. Do you have a nice car? Good, give me the keys so I can drive around in style, I like only the best. I got to be at the casino by noon, man's gotta earn a living. Spot me 500$, I'm good for it."

Once women know they can pay you to stay just sit back and let the cash roll in!!!

Lol, this is meant as a joke thread. If you read the responses, they’re all silly and satirical.

🤣

I figured. But you never can be too sure around here!

🤣

I figured. But you never can be too sure around here!

Haha, exactly!

Though my board game collection did help because nerds who lift and have muscle are very hot, at least according to my girlfriend who also does CrossFit with me 🙃

"I am 5'2" and 130lbs. Could you gorilla me?"

"I own a fully equipped home gym."

Lol, this is meant as a joke thread. If you read the responses, they’re all silly and satirical.

This makes me feel so much better because the line between satire and reality is very blurry when it comes to this subject. So many of the girls I follow regularly have people in their DMs/posts doing this exact thing and nothing makes me cringe harder.