Translations of foreign languages captions and audios

I think there isn't a thread for this.

I know there are apps and sites for this purpose, but they are often inaccurate.

Translating Asian languages with Google translate is a mess.

I used it for Tagalog and Thai, and the results were a joke.

I had to use TikTok or Instagram hashtags from locals all the time.

Thanks in advance to any Russian mate who can translate these! 🙏🙏🙏

I only know пресс and 6 кубиков пресса 😅