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No idea what is going on here.
Obvs Ida wins whatever contest this is.
The only people who would pick Tiffany over Ida are (a) blind, (b) homosexuals, or (c) aliens masquerading as humans and trying to pretend that they know what sex is.
Obvs Tiffany can still get it though. This is only in the context of a scenario in which Ida improbably consents to banging me, which is suppose we all must entertain for the sake of this contest / thought experiment.
No idea what is going on here.
Obvs Ida wins whatever contest this is.
The only people who would pick Tiffany over Ida are (a) blind, (b) homosexuals, or (c) aliens masquerading as humans and trying to pretend that they know what sex is.
Obvs Tiffany can still get it though. This is only in the context of a scenario in which Ida improbably consents to banging me, which is suppose we all must entertain for the sake of this contest / thought experiment.
Grow up.
Can't choose.
Teff is bigger, badder and likely a sister in Christ. She is very male-brained and I love a right-hemisphere dominant woman.
Ida is pretty AF and looks a little younger. Those baby blues make this brown eyed boy MELT.
Fuck it, send them both up to my suite.
Different kind of attraction makes this a compelling contest. Tefani is like a moped....fun to ride until the bros see you bc she is like freaky big. Ida is someone you can take anywhere and you're immediately one step up in class, for everything. I can't decide its like asking what's better a Ferrari or a tricked out 4x4 ....impossible to choose you have to have both
Different kind of attraction makes this a compelling contest. Tefani is like a moped....fun to ride until the bros see you bc she is like freaky big. Ida is someone you can take anywhere and you're immediately one step up in class, for everything. I can't decide its like asking what's better a Ferrari or a tricked out 4x4 ....impossible to choose you have to have both
You imply a binary choice that doesn't exist. You want HUUUUUGE AND Pretty. Ranya, or an early 90's Tina Lockwood. Easy.
And...I truly wish the choice existed.
I want frickking HUGE, 11' tall, 500lbs, tits like rugger balls scaled up to shoulder-launched missiles, a face that would make empires weep for millennia to come. Glutes that are nominated the 8th Wonder of the World. I want a BILLION guys blowing their wads over my new girlfriend.
I want.
The pleasure, is in the wanting. The hunting. The fucking CRAVING.
:)
You imply a binary choice that doesn't exist.
thus, the purpose of having a tournament of choices is nullified
I want frickking HUGE, 11' tall, 500lbs, tits like rugger balls scaled up to shoulder-launched missiles, a face that would make empires weep for millennia to come. Glutes that are nominated the 8th Wonder of the World. I want a BILLION guys blowing their wads over my new girlfriend.
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Damn. You have almost tempted me to run.
Almost.
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