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Simply roll with it. You like fit girls. The rest was drunk talk. You can explain that to them or anyone else if the teasing happens around others.
Yo, when they're like: "bro, did you say that shit about jacked bitches banging you up the back passage with a massive strap-ons" you just go:
"Nah dawg, that ain't me"
"But I'm prety sure you said that about getting your back passage bashed in and..."
"Nah. That ain't me dawg"
"You were super specific about the foot long strap on and the no lube th..."
"Nah dawg"
"...and you said patent black anodized rubber and you wanted to bite the pillow and say 'oh mommy no' and shit"
... pause...
"Nah dawg"
Trust me. That's the way to deal with it. Maintain eye contact throughout and they'll never mention it again.
That much booze excuses most things. I'd be surprised if everyone remembers you were even there, let alone what you said.
Whatever, screw it. Same thing happened to me with a few buddies at a strip club in my 20s. One guy wanted to buy me a private dance for my birthday. There was a girl there who was obviously a fitness competitor, and I was like, yeah, her! He said, are you sure, she’s pretty muscular? I said, yup! And he was like, ok, cool.
The only time it ever came up again was at another club a few years later, fit girl was working there too, and he said, yup, that’s your type!
I said it in another thread, but if we all had to walk around wearing tshirts listing our kinks, there’s a lot of stuff that would be considered weirder than ladies with muscles. Don’t sweat it.
So update on this: this whole me getting drunk and wanting a muscle mommy thing has basically become an inside joke amongst my friend group. I took the advice of some of you guys and learned to embrace it by now. My friends haven’t ostracized me for this and basically see it as a funny little episode so I guess that’s good. Regardless, now I know to keep my mouth shut when I’m drunk lol.
Just own it. It's not that abnormal or offensive of a kink. Just don't lean into it too hard and make it weirder. When it comes up just nod and smile confidently and make an affable joke or comment that reaffirms your taste in a way that is funny and not creepy. If you're still visibly shaken or embarrassed about this silly event, it will probably just fuel more jokes.
If you've gone out of your way to conceal your taste for your entire life, you've probably tricked yourself into thinking that it's a more freakish than it actually is. Most people do not actually care what you're into.
Made a separate thread cause original was locked by cgsweat. I’m sober enough now to where I won’t go off on strange tangents.
But yeah I was hanging out with my friends and we all got 375 ml bottles of smirnoff which we all downed pretty quick. We ended up getting drunk and while I was drunk I kept talking about wanting a “muscle mommy to take advantage of me” or something like that. When we sobered up later my friends talked to me about it and started making fun of me for it and yeah I get it was lighthearted teasing but it’s super embarrassing for me cause I know they’re gonna bring it up at a later date and now I just cringe looking back at it. Feel bad for making that thread earlier too cause man cgsweat really had to read all of that. I don’t even use terms like “muscle mommy” both here and irl and I certainly wouldn’t want them to “take advantage of me” which just sounds incredibly messed up and dark. I just don’t know how I’m gonna live this down.