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Simply roll with it. You like fit girls. The rest was drunk talk. You can explain that to them or anyone else if the teasing happens around others.
Yo, when they're like *"bro, did you say that shit about jacked bitches banging you up the back passage with a massive strap-ons" you just go:
**"Nah dawg, that ain't me"
"But I'm prety sure you said that about getting your back passage bashed in and..."
"That ain't me dawg"
"You were super specific about the foot long strap on and the no lube th..."
"Nah dawg"
"...and you said patent black anodized rubber and you wanted to bite the pillow and say 'oh mommy no' and shit"
... pause...
"Nah dawg"** *
Trust me. That's the way to deal with it. Maintain eye contact throughout and they'll never mention it again.
Made a separate thread cause original was locked by cgsweat. I’m sober enough now to where I won’t go off on strange tangents.
But yeah I was hanging out with my friends and we all got 375 ml bottles of smirnoff which we all downed pretty quick. We ended up getting drunk and while I was drunk I kept talking about wanting a “muscle mommy to take advantage of me” or something like that. When we sobered up later my friends talked to me about it and started making fun of me for it and yeah I get it was lighthearted teasing but it’s super embarrassing for me cause I know they’re gonna bring it up at a later date and now I just cringe looking back at it. Feel bad for making that thread earlier too cause man cgsweat really had to read all of that. I don’t even use terms like “muscle mommy” both here and irl and I certainly wouldn’t want them to “take advantage of me” which just sounds incredibly messed up and dark. I just don’t know how I’m gonna live this down.