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Kristen Stewart Can Do Multiple Pull-ups???

Feb 16, 2024 - edited Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

In a recent story in Rolling Stone, "Kristen Stewart Uncensored: ‘I Want to Do the Gayest Thing You’ve Ever Seen in Your Life,’" the author of the piece Alex Morris says:

"KRISTEN STEWART IS STRONG as fuck, and I do not mean this metaphorically... I am talking, quite literally, about Kristen Stewart’s biceps."

Apparently the writer, Stewart, and her fiancee Dylan Meyer get engaged in a pull-up contest. The writer notes:

"I do approximately zero. Meyer manages several. Stewart does chin-up after chin-up after chin-up, then switches to a different grip and does some more, as we all look on admiringly.

“'You should know that Kristen is good at everything. It’s both inspiring but also annoying,' Meyer says to me quietly without a hint of actual annoyance...

"Stewart finally drops from the bar, panting."

Unfortunately, the article contains no photos of this alleged pull-up contest nor Stewart's presumed pumped guns...

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Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

There is no way

Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

Katy O'Brian, I believe in this scenario...not Stewart lol

Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

Yeah this didn't happen

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Feb 16, 2024 - edited Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

its frankly the kind of stuff someone on this board would write (and has written) about their favorite whoever

EDIT: i just skimmed it, this is what passes for pop journalism these days? there is also NO way thatI am buying that she intentionally made her Twilight character counter to what people wanted. is she a good actress? idk. but shes probably good at one late kind of the way whats his nuts (or really, no nuts) was for Juno and subsequent roles that fit that mold.

also not to get political here but the writer definitely has a left-leaning bent at the very least, and left-wiing at the most.the titles are pretty exaggerated and your usual click-bait style too "x is y--[this is why its bad or good or how its stopping or how they're dealing with it]". ALso looking at Dylan Meyer, I don't believe that she did "several" either. maybe a few. i could see Stewart maybe doing 6-10.

BONUS EDIT: this one came out shortly after. Posted the SAME DAY. this site has user voted ratings but lits them almost as left as you can go

i tend to take anything that close to the poles with a grain of salt. the wings are want to embellish things at times. i can't remember the last time this publication was relevant.

Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

rolling stone has not been relevant in a decade or two. I saw that article yesterday about people being "terrified" of her picture and just couldn't be bothered to read it.

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Feb 16, 2024 - permalink

Good luck since you’d have to pay them to read that

Feb 17, 2024 - permalink

strong women are gay ? not very progressive of the rolling stone sounds like 4chan in 2005 .anyway i believe she can do it its not that hard i have done it and i am not in shape .

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Feb 17, 2024 - permalink

nah the OP didn't have enough context--i don't even remember what the title quote was about specifically but the pull up thing is seaprate from the "gayest thing" thing.

Feb 17, 2024 - permalink

I sense a lot of anger in the comments.

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Feb 17, 2024 - permalink

im mostly in a complainy mood but maybe i've been in hollywood too long and im over the way some of this stuff is covered. but then again mayve ive always hate celebrity puff pieces

Feb 17, 2024 - permalink

Kristen would look ace jacked though

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