I was trying to look serious or kinda intimidating.. lol.. but I was about to laugh. Sorry about that, but hey you can see my shoes. :)
Ok Danger danger!!! Overload imminent!!! LEGS!!!! NURSE!
Good night nurse. :)
Good night fair maiden 🤗
I know I'm intimidated. But that doesn't take much to do anyway. Still looking pretty "massive" to me and able to put up some good tape measure numbers on the bis, thighs, and calves.
you and that tape measure. thank you will.
Hey not just me! Few others on here too ! Glad I'm not the only one 13.5" + obsessed !
And while we're at it, 14" calves and 21 1/2" quads. That's my guess ! :-P
OMG Kristi - those heels are hot. They must make your calves really pop. Nice little black dress too!
22" quads, although probably not now. Calves, maybe but only when my legs are crossed.. ha.
Thank you Ketch, big smile.
I knew I should have made 22" my first guess !
Am I the only one who noticed the Minnie mask?
Little black dress is wonderful, you are gorgeous! Legs, legs, legs!
Kristi,are you trying to kill me?! Those stunning legs of yours makes my heart miss a beat!! Absolutley stunning legs!! I’m lost for words!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🤤🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Boy O Boy, those legs look hard, sexy and strong. If she gives scissors, i wonder will that person survive those stunning hot legs.
Gosh, Kristi, you make me so proud to be a Methodist!😍I could massage those legs all day long.
Do you even AGE, my friend?
Looking as fabulous as you did 15 years ago, KP!
WOW! Those legs!
kristi looks in good to great shape...dont forget to run a short 20 second sprint everyday kristi..but not in those shoe's...in fact in that respectable workplace you go to.when you leave out the door ..scream ''woo hoo'' remove your shoes and run as fast as you can to your car with shoes in hand..i hear they promote people who do that.
of course i am only kidding...thanks for the new videos and pics. draw your sword and fight father time everyday..you will live past 100.and when father time defeats you one day he will know he was in a long battle with a strong warrior.
awesome mature lady
also i thought that was your underwear and that you were trying to kill off a few of us older geezers with excitement ..until i realized it was a mask.
again just kidding.
Your arms and legs are intimidating enough. There is a smirk coming, looks like!
Plenty of tape measure worth muscle on that frame. Looks good.
Oh wow. So hot. Who could resist staring a bit? Gotta believe you get a lot of looks everywhere you go, especially when showing off so much of your beautiful body.
The lbd has never looked better the biceps and the endless leg's + the sexy classy heels. The men at the recital would be drooling, the women would have a another emotion!!
Wow, not even a flexy and you got us all goin' nuts here. Love the little black dress!
Where have you been hiding that? Cool shoes, too. I think there used to be a member here
called "snake" something. Now I know what happened to him, hehe. Anyway thanks, Kiddo! :)
P.S. - you do look like you're about to bust out laughing. ;)
Those Legs on this woman!
Yes She is OUR gift from the gods for all of GWM to cherish, i wil accept no questions , , lol
so hot! saved in photos. and printed it up. you look Fabulous! had to edit, you were at bible study, i see the lectern in the corner.you must be a massive temptation in person, cuz you a major temptation in electronics.
so hot! saved in photos. and printed it up. you look Fabulous!
WOW! You look fantastic, Kristi!
Amazing legs, as usual! Would love to see more in this series!
That's a look that could go in any direction. It looks like you could be about to laugh or about to cry or even about to let someone have it. Either way you look good.
Ok, Kristi. You have my attention...at attention.
Oh my goodness a gorgeous woman in sight. 😍
Kristi to make the other women green with envy and so jealous!
Nice photo Kristi.. Great to see you in nice attire. Your looking a little bit like your sister actually.. A bit rare.
Fantastic outfit for you!
Cowabunga Gorgeous legs...and yeah you look like you’re about to burst trying to hold that laugh in 😬☺️
Wow, so many incredible comments, I don't even know where to start.
Chico,I was at church, however it was not a Bible Study, it was for my kids (one of whom took this pic) piano recitals. They take lessons from a music academy that is run by a church. We were waiting in a room by ourselves (social distancing ya know) and I was playing with Eli and Jojo took our pic a bunch. Afterwards I looked at them and I thought, ok yea, I'm gonna have to post these to gwm. I wasn't really expecting this kinda onslaught of amazing comments though. I just remembered all the request about pics in heels and little black dresses and I thought ok here we go, haha.
Thank you Hoppy and yes I was about to laugh. Thank you realiluv, rollo, Haif, Godzilla, Ninja(hope that attention was quick, ha), 6rocker (I have more, but they are very similar), chico, Chinyuk, Jeff, Chip, Nyt, HK, Ramm, gosh, jimmy, Pato, Mufasa ( oh I def. do, but thanks for making me feel like I don't here), Splat (it was in a Baptist Church though, lol), Silvio, Faith, Marasso, Bulldog (def not trying, but I hope it was a good jolt), 10000, and Grego (no you were not the only one)
Kristi after all of that take a deep breath and move on. Thank you for the replies.
Maybe not the only one but it looks like I was the first.
If they ever made a "Real Housewives of Alabama" Kristi would be a perfect shoe in. Her catchphrase would be "Don't mess with this muscle mama!"
lol.. I have never watched any of those shows. I do keep seeing an ad. pop up on my TV when I pause it for one of those 'housewives' shows and they are all sitting there with their legs crossed like this showing a lot of leg. I guess I would fit in, like that anyway.
You deserve a major WHOA here, Kristi. :)
Sorry I wasn't in a ponytail Nyt. :) and thank ya.
Ponytail or not, this is one of your best pictures ever. And you know I have like thousands, lol. If you're going to post more in that little black dress, please give me some warning so I can have the paramedics on standby here. Cough!
I will try to keep that in mind.. but.. I will probably keep surprising you. :)
Yes and you definitely still have great legs
You do look intimidating
Ma'am I like u.
We kinda like her too. :)
Thank youj ehpl, sodnach, slayer, pdub and Nyt.
Christmas came early!! Thank you Santa
Merry Christmas Ge.
Very nice photo!
Thank you Dahllas.
OK, OK, personal question--sort of. Do your kids recognize that you are a muscle mama, and not just an ordinary mama?
It’s probably safe say that they Do😬
They know I yell at them a lot. That’s probably more of how they think I’m different. They know I go to the gym but probably don’t see it as a difference maker, yet.
Maybe when they get older.
Southern Mommas and Italian Mommas do NOT mess around!
I bet those babies straighten up when Momma gives them "the eye"! LOL!
My mother's very southern......she's Australian but with my mother we called it "the look" and "the claw".
the celebrity of this website. she's more popular than anyone
Every mother, regardless of nationality or regional/local origin has, even if by many different names, a version of “the CLAW”, and any child with any sense would do well to not temp its use!
Kristi just looks so beautiful here. How many teenagers could compete? :)
Do modern Southern Mommas still use "switches" when their babies are bad...or is it all now just "time-out"? LOL!
(P.S. I like you Minnie Mouse Mask!)
I'd be wishing hard for the switch.
Switches are mentioned, but there are no time outs in my house. I do have a really intense LOOK, that has been known to knock them down, if not scare the pee out of them. The hand is good.. no switch is needed.
Thank you Nyt.
The CLAW is a playtime saying that was created by my dad, he loves to use his CLAW on the boys.(our version)
Thank you Ruzan, I dunno about that, but I do enjoy yall, it's fun.
Lol. You aren't fooling me. You can try to look as intimidating as you want, but I know you are really an angel at heart. 💗
Till provoked by an A-h*le. . .
Or anyone resembling that remark janinegia! :)
Insanely gorgeous legs! And that little black dress!
thank ya shifter.
Damn Kristi.... even after all these years, you're still a hot, hard stunner!
Not implying that you're old, just reminiscing about all the pics on here throughout your lifting life.
10 years or more of time here. Oldies sprinkled in with current pics. Keeps it entertaining I hope. Y’all certainly keep me entertained with your comments and such. Fun times. 😀🤪
You're not old Kristi. Hey you're younger than most of us, myself included.
I’ll take that. Ha. 💋
Yeah, but we know who is doing most of the entertaining around here, Kristi, and it ain't us! Thanks!
Damn! That the lady I'd like to see in the office!
"I'm very disappointed in you retro. I really expected you to act like an adult on the GWM. But you just have to be childish don't you? What am I going to do with you? I just don't know anymore."
But Miss Kristi. Nyt does it. Wolfie does it. Greg does it. I just wanna be popular with the cool kids. You blame me for everything!
Cool kids? Remove Grego, then... 🤪
Well Greg is a foreigner so I have learned to make allowances for him. Lol. Actually that is a lot of what makes the GWM so much fun. There are so many people on here from all over the world. In every time zone. This GWM thing is starting to become a big deal.
And there is an additional benefit. I used to be annoying just to the people in the US. Now I'm annoying to the entire world. Mission accomplished. 😎
Voices in your head talking up again I see retro!
You are welcome janinegia
Thank you hotbbqwings
Grego isn’t the only foreigner here Retro, not counting the ones in your head, there’s at least 4 in K’s inner circle...Ooo Inner Circle ⭕️ 😬🤨
This has got to be Kristi's hottest photo yet!
I believe we have people from Australia, Canada & UK on here. Isn't Wolfman in Scotland? I'm always curious about who else is out there tuning in on us. 🤔
I am from the planet Myanus. You people on Earth are being targeted.
Nyt! We are not supposed to let people know you and I are aliens! And especially not from that dumb ass planet!
I am locking phasers. And she is my war lord.
Wow. Natalia I like. Peircing eyes. She does have that warrior look to her. Is she from another world?
Thank you godzilla.
Oh and maybe she is from Heranus? 🤣🧐
Nyt you're right I'm not cool. Yesterday was the start of summer and summer in Sydney is about the furthest from cool possible.
Totally reminds of my school teachers that were very strict
I never had had any teachers that looked anything like Kristi. :)
Nope. Neither did I. And I would've been nice to her. Plus I wouldn't want a teacher built like that cracking me across the knuckles with a ruler.
So now you have Kristi whacking you across the knuckles. ;)
Cracking him with her whip...
He must have mommy issues.. or maybe teacher issues, ha. Yea I prefer my whip!!